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This is a little story thing by me and pinkbubblegum333! (See description for more details! )
My parts are in bold, while hers are in italics
One day, the kitten went to the store and saw...
the RENT DVD for sale
and screamed, because she didn't have the special four disk dance-along version so she
grabbed it as fast as she could and ran to the cashier
and slipped on a banana peel and fell on
a large alligator who then
ate the disk making her
try to pry open the alligators mouth, making him
spit incredible amounts of saliva on her. So then she
sat back and cried, because she didn't like being wet, but then
a giant flying cow moo'ed and another disk appeared
and she screamed "HOORAY!!!"
so she walked up to the cashier, went to take out her money, and moths flew out
and then she realized, she was a cat and couldn't even buy it if she wanted to
and so she cried out "NO GOOD DEED WILL I ATTEMPT TO DO"
but then responding to the line from Wicked, Galinda appeared turning her into a human, but she still had whiskers, to which the cashier stated
OMG, ya'll got some whiskers, moo
sorry I have mad cow tourrettes syndrome
so then the kitten-person replied, I have no money
so she turned around to look for Galinda, but all she saw was the giant flying cow who
suddenly pooped on her, leaving her to
sniff it
and throw up, making the cashier (who had mad cow tourrettes syndrome) say
MOO! sorry
but you have to leave the MOO store! moo
but then Idina Menzel walked in and said
I'm Defying Gravity with my awesome new skirt! So then she and the cat-person thing
admired her skirt together
and it jumped off and left
leaving Idina only in her super cool green leggings
and the alligator was jealous, and came over too
get her autograph
and she signed it on a strip of her awesome leggings, prompting the alligator too
try to bite it off, when he realized that she was actually a mirage and they were standing in a puddle
of sweaty water
OMG!!! You melted IDINA MENZEL!!! cried cat-girl
and proceeded to run out of the store
but then the Lochness monster lurched out of the puddle and ate them
THE END?
My parts are in bold, while hers are in italics
One day, the kitten went to the store and saw...
the RENT DVD for sale
and screamed, because she didn't have the special four disk dance-along version so she
grabbed it as fast as she could and ran to the cashier
and slipped on a banana peel and fell on
a large alligator who then
ate the disk making her
try to pry open the alligators mouth, making him
spit incredible amounts of saliva on her. So then she
sat back and cried, because she didn't like being wet, but then
a giant flying cow moo'ed and another disk appeared
and she screamed "HOORAY!!!"
so she walked up to the cashier, went to take out her money, and moths flew out
and then she realized, she was a cat and couldn't even buy it if she wanted to
and so she cried out "NO GOOD DEED WILL I ATTEMPT TO DO"
but then responding to the line from Wicked, Galinda appeared turning her into a human, but she still had whiskers, to which the cashier stated
OMG, ya'll got some whiskers, moo
sorry I have mad cow tourrettes syndrome
so then the kitten-person replied, I have no money
so she turned around to look for Galinda, but all she saw was the giant flying cow who
suddenly pooped on her, leaving her to
sniff it
and throw up, making the cashier (who had mad cow tourrettes syndrome) say
MOO! sorry
but you have to leave the MOO store! moo
but then Idina Menzel walked in and said
I'm Defying Gravity with my awesome new skirt! So then she and the cat-person thing
admired her skirt together
and it jumped off and left
leaving Idina only in her super cool green leggings
and the alligator was jealous, and came over too
get her autograph
and she signed it on a strip of her awesome leggings, prompting the alligator too
try to bite it off, when he realized that she was actually a mirage and they were standing in a puddle
of sweaty water
OMG!!! You melted IDINA MENZEL!!! cried cat-girl
and proceeded to run out of the store
but then the Lochness monster lurched out of the puddle and ate them
THE END?
Ok, so just a few minutes ago me and my friend were totally bored and talking on Skype. Usually we draw funny animals (I might upload someday! ) but today I suggested we do a back and forth story. It turned pretty crazy. I apologize for any incorrect punctuation or lack of quotations. It REALLY doesn't flow well, but oh well!
If this made you laugh, let me know!!
If this made you laugh, let me know!!
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