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Funny Kitten Story

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This is a little story thing by me and pinkbubblegum333! (See description for more details! :D)

My parts are in bold, while hers are in italics


One day, the kitten went to the store and saw...

the RENT DVD for sale

and screamed, because she didn't have the special four disk dance-along version so she

grabbed it as fast as she could and ran to the cashier

and slipped on a banana peel and fell on

a large alligator who then

ate the disk making her

try to pry open the alligators mouth, making him

spit incredible amounts of saliva on her. So then she

sat back and cried, because she didn't like being wet, but then

a giant flying cow moo'ed and another disk appeared

and she screamed "HOORAY!!!"

so she walked up to the cashier, went to take out her money, and moths flew out

and then she realized, she was a cat and couldn't even buy it if she wanted to

and so she cried out "NO GOOD DEED WILL I ATTEMPT TO DO"

but then responding to the line from Wicked, Galinda appeared turning her into a human, but she still had whiskers, to which the cashier stated

OMG, ya'll got some whiskers, moo

sorry I have mad cow tourrettes syndrome

so then the kitten-person replied, I have no money

so she turned around to look for Galinda, but all she saw was the giant flying cow who

suddenly pooped on her, leaving her to

sniff it

and throw up, making the cashier (who had mad cow tourrettes syndrome) say

MOO! sorry

but you have to leave the MOO store! moo

but then Idina Menzel walked in and said

I'm Defying Gravity with my awesome new skirt! So then she and the cat-person thing

admired her skirt together

and it jumped off and left

leaving Idina only in her super cool green leggings

and the alligator was jealous, and came over too

get her autograph

and she signed it on a strip of her awesome leggings, prompting the alligator too

try to bite it off, when he realized that she was actually a mirage and they were standing in a puddle

of sweaty water

OMG!!! You melted IDINA MENZEL!!! cried cat-girl

and proceeded to run out of the store

but then the Lochness monster lurched out of the puddle and ate them

THE END?
Ok, so just a few minutes ago me and my friend :iconpinkbubblegum333: were totally bored and talking on Skype. :P Usually we draw funny animals (I might upload someday! :D) but today I suggested we do a back and forth story. It turned pretty crazy. I apologize for any incorrect punctuation or lack of quotations. It REALLY doesn't flow well, but oh well!

If this made you laugh, let me know!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd all my fav musical into one story